That my kids will be as cute and awesome as my niece and nephew.
Do you get lost in mine?
My absolute favorite, Vanilla & Anise. Makes me want to eat myself I smell so delicious. I have had my bottle for almost two years, and it’s slowly meeting its death. I try to use it sparingly, bu- what? Sparingly? Are you kidding me? I am totally lying to you. I use it every single day, and it’s hard not to spray every room I go into or every pillow I own. Or every neighbor I see.
I swear…I don’t know if this kid is the biggest moron, or his friends are just brilliant. But thank you for the laugh Dooce® and thank you for sharing this!!!!
I have more than TWO grey hairs. EEP!!!!!